Chapter 180: I’m Not Tasty

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The air in the car seemed to grow warm at this question right away.

An Xiaxia thought Sheng Yize was going to hit her and held her little head between her hands. She pleaded in a pitiful voice, “Not my head! I’m really going to get dumber if you hit my head again!”

Sheng Yize pulled her into his arms, looking sullen. “An Xiaxia, have you seen the film about making BBQ pork buns out of human flesh? Tell me, which flavor do you prefer? Just spiced meat? Or shall we mix it with a little mushroom or radish…”

An Xiaxia went pale and struggled with all her limbs. “I… I’m not tasty at all! You can’t eat me! And, and it’s illegal to eat other people! My brother is a lawyer and I can have him sue you!”

Sheng Yize was going out of his way to frighten her and snorted. “How are you going to tell him when you’re already a pork bun?”

Terrified, An Xiaxia opened her eyes wide. Sheng Yize then raised her chin with a slender finger. “Tsk, tsk. Pork bun, pork bun, with its thin skin and full stuffing; I can eat one whole in one bite…”

“Don’t, sob … Sheng Yize, you evil man…” An Xiaxia’s shriek resonated in the car and the middle-aged driver couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore.

Pfft —

After driving for the Sheng family all these years, this was the first time he was seeing his young master act so childishly!

He pretended he didn’t like her when he did and gave her a hard time when he cared about her.

What was it about this girl that was so alluring?

Just when An Xiaxia thought she was going to be chopped up, the car pulled over and the driver cleared his throat, risking his life to remind Sheng Yize, “Young Master, we’re at the filming site.”

Sheng Yize gritted his teeth, released her, and strode out of the car. He looked back after a few steps with a frown. “Hey, what are you doing sitting there? Come!”

Still shaken, An Xiaxia gingerly followed him in.

Seeing Sheng Yize, the director beckoned him over. He then smacked his forehead and said, “Right, we have an ensemble scene to retake and we are a little short of extras. Can we borrow your little girlfriend… I mean, your little assistant for a moment?”

Sheng Yize smiled a little and nodded.

He went up to An Xiaxia, who dodged to one side right away, looking alarmed. “Sheng Yize, be civil! We’re in broad daylight and in front of all these people here! You won’t get away with it! Come any closer and I’m suing you for sexual harassment!”

Sheng Yize gave her a half-smile. “Who do you think is more convincing in filing for sexual harassment? You or me?”

An Xiaxia was speechless.

T_T, this world that judged by a person’s looks…

“You’re going to be a corpse in a minute. Any last words?” Sheng Yize put on a face that could almost be considered gentle, which gave An Xiaxia the creeps.

That was so frightening!

“I’m going home! Let me go home!” An Xiaxia shrieked in a tiny voice and looked as if she was going to cry.

Sheng Yize finally couldn’t hold it anymore and broke out in laughter.

“Calm down, ok? You’re only playing a dead person.”

An Xiaxia only realized at those words.

Shit! He fooled her again!